sadisticallysweet:

I’m writing an article for my school Journalism class on “Nice Guy” syndrome, which I HAVE to do if I want to get the credits and pass the class. So I posted a status on facebook that said “What girls have been a victim of “Nice Guy” syndrome? Could I interview you about your experiences for my…

this is kind of long but it’s worth it for “ Its racists to blame me as a white person”

maybe i could swallow it if they called themselves Nice Males or whatever but no it’s just Yet Another Gross Way To Make Ladies Into Something Less Than Human

women do not purposely seek assholes

women do not purposely seek assholes

no one purposely seeks an asshole, NO ONE likes being in an abusive/inequal/just plain shitty relationship

people do seek people who are confident, and unfortunately many assholes are confident in being assholes but said assholish behavior does not rear its ugly head until they’re in a relationship, so i can see where the confusion may arise

but just as many have no spines and instead retreat into little hedgehog-like pockets of passive aggression and call themselves Nice Guys

l1f3-taught:

makes no sense to me constantly chase assholes and you’ll constantly get asshole results but ya know that’s just what I think 

You don’t have to take my word

i don’t understand why males always spin a sperm web, deposit semen on it, and charge their palpi with the sperm. Black widow spiders reproduce sexually when the male inserts his palpus into the female’s spermathecal openings. The female deposits her eggs in a globular silken container in which they remain camouflaged and guarded. A female black widow spider can produce four to nine egg sacs in one summer, each containing about 100-400 eggs. Usually, eggs incubate for twenty to thirty days. Rarely do more than a hundred survive through this process. On average, thirty will survive through the first molting, because of cannibalism, lack of food, or lack of proper shelter. It takes two to four months for black widow spiders to mature enough to breed, however full maturation typically takes six to nine months. The females can live for up to five years, while a male’s lifespan is much shorter. The female, on occasion, eats the male after mating. Lifespans depend upon environment, with shelter being the greatest determining factor and food the second greatest. Males that escape being consumed by the females can go on to fertilize other females. It is a widely held misconception that females eat males after every mating.

here’s a hint: a truly nice person derives enjoyment simply from being a nice person

lightspectra:

Gpoy

ugh stupid MORALS why did i have to be decent i want to basically rape a drunk chick but noooooooo i had to be a good human being

being the nice guy…..is so……hard……… U_U 

alaingrpolanco:

So here is a little test for the ladies. Now I know a lot of you have that really nice best guy friend that likes you (trust me if he’s straight he likes you). I want you, just for once, to pick the nice guy. I will guaranty you that you’ll be happier with him then the other guys you usually date.

So here is a little test for you. Now I know you have an anus (trust me if you’re you you have an anus). I want you, just for once, to strip naked and lay on your stomach with your feet facing a wall. I want you to sort of crawl your legs up the wall so your ass is directly above above your head, and i want you to look up towards your ass.

I then want—pay attention, this is important— I then want you to focus every essence of your being into your asscheeks, and I want you to take the largest, grottiest shit of your life, right into your mouth. I want you to shut your eyes and shit as if your tiny scrap of life depended on how much shit you could force out. I want you to imagine you’re in a horrible porn parody of Saw and you’re only going to live to see the next day if you follow Tobin Bell’s nasty ass instructions and drown an entire oildrum filed with kittens with your shit, only the oildrum is your mouth and the kittens are your tongue, and your dignity

I will guaranty you that you’ll understand how it sounds to other people like when you say things like this

lightrises:

… You know, aside from all the creepy and misogynistic zero-sum implications they bring to the table (which w o w yeah, that’s already been tackled/dissected/torn to ribbons elsewhere so I won’t go into it), another thing that bugs me about Nice Guys is how … insistent they are about their own…

yes exactly