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Rose looked after John and helped him out in the early stages of the game
while encouraging him to work to improve himself until he could hold his own in a fight
Rose not only used John’s birthday gift to gain a hobby and turn her room from this
but also used it as her original weapon and the basis for her later weapon
i guess the point is if you don’t think they’re the tightest buds ever i can’t even imagine what comic you’re reading
ahg uhm. how do you feel about parents!grimdorks ehhehe
i don’t really seek Parent AUs or babies ever after AUs but i do like it when it’s done well!!
how i feel about the idea in general….people seem to see John and Rose as the ones most likely to be ‘normal parents’ but they’d probably be kind of shaky. Rose would be super super super worried about screwing up. they’d probably raise really weird terrifying kids who are interested in dead things and dark magic. they’d also have at least two pets they’d consider kids and their kids would consider them siblings
can you draw a really hairy, tan bara john?
heck yea hECK YEA I CAN
PUBERTY WAS GOOD TO JOHN EGBERT LET ME TELL YOU
his growth spurt happened within a week at first jade upsized all his clothes but when it was clear that he was growing out of them pretty much every time he blinked she said ‘im not upsizing shit until youre done growing!!!’ so she and davesprite sat back and watched in fascinated horror as he turned into a bara beast
imagine. imagine a really worried newbie-dad john who bought every pregnancy book in barnes and noble and freaks out anytime rose even SLIGHTLY loses balance and dashes right to her side, disregarding the totally unamused look on her face and and ahh imagine to-be-daddy john staying up late because hes afraid rose might accidentally roll onto her tummy in her sleep and IMAGINE JOHN JUST HOPPING AROUND IN FEAR WHEN SHE GOES INTO LABOR LIKE A SIM WHEN THERES A HOUSE FIRE
someone sent me this like a week ago and i only just remembered to publish it out
"hoping around in fear like a sim when there’s a house fire" is a very good descriptor of John a lot of the time tbh
The Sunlight Comes For Free updated and i didn’t know??? let’s see what-
One particularly hot day when John complains particularly loudly about his clothes being too stuffy, Rose throws something in his face and he peels it off to discover it’s a dress, just like she offered to get him so many weeks ago
now i kind of want to see either a fic of rose teaching john some martial arts moves or a picture of rose trying to teach him a proper form.
(LOUD BREATHING) you have no idea how much i want this
John is probably the strongest of the Beta Kids (brute strength-wise) but kind of has trouble directing it so Rose would suggest learning to fight properly as a way and oh man oh man
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