When she finally tells you that you are being a entitled Creepass, pounce when her mouth is open mid-sentence and let your proboscis tongue slither down her throat to her gullet and lay your eggs

Then rant online about how girls talk about how they want a NICE GUY but they only go for ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!

fuckyeahledicomi:

That is one HUGE bath tub. I also like how the sound effect for the phone is ‘RRRRRR’ in English. :) 

okay i normally don’t rebork NSFW things (and let’s face it this is flat out smut) but this is actually really precious and well done sue me /)//^//(\

Let me tell you a story.

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hey guys for the record if someone makes a post with more than five exclamation points or question marks they’re probably being sarcastic