Nice Guy Rule #626262
When she finally tells you that you are being a entitled Creepass, pounce when her mouth is open mid-sentence and let your proboscis tongue slither down her throat to her gullet and lay your eggs
Then rant online about how girls talk about how they want a NICE GUY but they only go for ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!
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eglang said:
Nice Person Not A “Nice Guy” Rule #1: Strive to never be a bully, never be cruel, and be an actually kind and generous person without wanting to ram your appendage into someone’s orifice as an ulterior motive.
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fuck I laughed so hard Jesus
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calplushrumpsstridermakara said:
please make a nice guy blog plz plz
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